My Garage is not a Garage, but Everyone Keeps Calling it a Garage

not a garage My in-laws and neighbors keep calling the area under my driveway a garage, but it doesn't even fit the loosest definition of a garage. Of course, they use the Spanish pronunciation (please don't ask for a pronunciation key). How can I convince people that it isn't a garage? I can't. I've given up trying.

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Halloween and the Day of the Dead in the Philippines

costume Halloween isn't celebrated by the older folks of the Philippines. The majority of them celebrate the Day of the Dead, which is the very next day. As far as I can tell, the only celebrations associated with Halloween itself are the costume parties.

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Filipino Cuisine: Dried Fish

dried fish While I wouldn't be the person calling Filipino dried fish (tuyo in Tagalog) a cuisine, many Filipinos would beg to differ with me. I'll explain exactly what Filipino dried fish is once I tell you about some of my experiences regarding it.

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The Subic-Clark-Tarlac Expressway, Philippines

SCTex Map On September 24th, I took the Subic-Clark-Tarlac Expressway (SCTEx) to the Northern Luzon Expressway (NLEx) en route to the Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA) in Manila in order to drop my wife off for her flight on Philippine Airlines.

As you can see if you click to enlarge the image, it starts at the Tipo Junction on SBMA (Subic Bay Management Authority, more properly titled Subic Bay Freeport Zone) and heads northeast to the Clark Economic Zone. The length of that stretch is about 50 kilometers (about 31 miles). The speed limit on the expressway is 100 kph (about 62 mph), so it only takes about a half hour to traverse.

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Overseas Filipino Workers and Me

Flag of the Philippines The term, "Overseas Filipino Worker" (OFW), is a broad term used to signify Filipinos who work overseas. While advertisements in the Philippines and some of the destination countries don't mention it, a Filipino (non-US citizen) serving with the US military would also be classified as an overseas Filipino worker.

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Text Messaging Causes Illiteracy and Death

cell phone Text messaging by cell phone, not by computer (most of the time), promotes illiteracy and can even result in death. You may be thinking to yourself that I'm completely full of shiitake or some other colorful metaphors, but I don't have to prove I'm right.

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