Living on Planet Earth causes Cancer
Before you go off half-cocked and thinking I've lost my mind, you need to hear me out. I have determined that living on Planet Earth causes cancer and after I finish, I think you'll agree with me. Of course, I wouldn't be me if I didn't interject a little subtle humor into the mix. This is why I also believe that white mice cause cancer. You have to pay attention to the word "cause" because it means different things depending on the context in which it's used.
