I never thought I would hear my wife say that she actually wants to have surgery to remove her myoma (fibroid tumor), but that's exactly what she told me. Even after I explained that she would either have a myomectomy to remove only the tumor (not likely) or a hysterectomy to remove much more (likely), she still wants the surgery. I don't want her to have surgery because I know the tumor will shrink or disappear soon after she's finished going through menopause. The bad part about all this is that her desire for surgery is all my fault.

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I don't normally use terms like "fat ass", but since my wife uses it to describe her rear end, I thought I'd take the liberty to use it too. I was going to put a picture of a fat ass as the lead-in to this article, but anything I could come up with would probably be in bad taste. [Update: Based on a commenter suggestion, there is now a picture of an ass.]

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