Getting My Wife's Fat Ass Back to the Philippines
I don't normally use terms like "fat ass", but since my wife uses it to describe her rear end, I thought I'd take the liberty to use it too. I was going to put a picture of a fat ass as the lead-in to this article, but anything I could come up with would probably be in bad taste. [Update: Based on a commenter suggestion, there is now a picture of an ass.]
