I don't normally use terms like "fat ass", but since my wife uses it to describe her rear end, I thought I'd take the liberty to use it too. I was going to put a picture of a fat ass as the lead-in to this article, but anything I could come up with would probably be in bad taste. [Update: Based on a commenter suggestion, there is now a picture of an ass.]

Asiana Airlines Instead of Philippine Airlines

After a nearly two years of health problems, my wife is coming home. We intend to get her back to the Philippines in April, but she has two doctor appointments to finish. It's looking positive so far.

Although both of us prefer to use Philippine Airlines from Los Angeles to Manila, the completion of the Subic-Clark-Tarlac expressway makes the Diosdado Macapagal International Airport (DMIA) at the Clark Economic Zone much closer, easier and less stressful to get. Philippine Airlines won't be operating there until 2010 (tentatively), so we're choosing to have her fly via Asiana Airlines. She will have to change planes in South Korea. A comparable flight via Philippine Airlines would require a plane-change in Hong Kong.

An Asian Airlines flight isn't much cheaper than a Philippine Airlines flight, but it's a heck of a lot closer. We'll save money on tolls and fuel at the very least. The only surface roads we'll have to use are in Olongapo and at the Clark Economic Zone.

My Wife's Fat Ass

My wife was a bit heavier when she was here in August of last year. She tells me, via Skype, that she's gained a lot more weight. Her diet hasn't changed, so I attribute the weight gain to her menopausal condition.

She wants to quickly lose the extra fat that she's gained, as well as the beginnings of cellulite on her upper legs. I don't think it's healthy to lose weight too quickly but nevertheless, I'll be studying information on how to lose weight fast. I'll also be studying on how to get rid of cellulite at the same time. I think both areas of study go hand-in-hand.

My Wife's Menopause Symptoms

My wife's myoma is very small. I have no idea whether it will get larger or smaller while her menopause progresses. If my wife doesn't lose weight, it will in most likelihood get larger. Ironically, menopause is what's causing her to gain the extra weight.

Losing weight will produce numerous benefits, such as getting rid of the cellulite and reducing the chances of a larger myoma. It makes a lot of sense to help her lose the extra weight as quickly as possible in a safe and effective manner.

My wife's mother and sisters all finished the menopause stage (the "change of life") by the age of 50. My wife is 47 and that means she should have less than three years to worry about all of this.

My wife's ass was always her most attractive feature, before she started gaining weight. She has six sisters and not one of them has a comparable ass. She was over 45 when the extra fat started being collected by her buttocks (less than two years). With my help, I hope to help her reshape it into what it was before this all started.

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