If certain words concerning the female anatomy bother you, please leave now. You have been warned.

While I was looking through my stats, I came across "jingle jugs" as a search term. Since I'd never written either words on this blog (and I checked to be sure), the search engines must think the words "jugs" and "boobs" are synonymous. Yes, I've used "boobs" once or twice.

Being the curious kind of person I am and because anything that deals with female-specific anatomy interests me a great deal, I decided to do a Google search to see what I could find out about "Jingle Jugs".

Titties and Beer

My first search results pointed me to the Jingle Jugs website, where they sell trophies with moving plastic breasts on them. Their little "TV" on the page played "Titties and Beer" as performed by Rodney Carrington, an American stand-up comic and comic country musician.

Naturally, being the dirty old man that I am, I went to YouTube to see if there were any videos. There were more than a few, so I decided to pick the concert one to present here. If it disappears off YouTube, there are plenty more to choose from.

You know, I could have enjoyed a laugh or two, some Jingle Jugs, or even some titties and beer for Father's Day, which is already over here in the Philippines. It's too bad the real thing that matters to me is on the other side of the world right now. (I mean my wife, silly!)

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