With deference to the original "All your base are belong to us", all of the 100 plus geckos living in my house are fired!
Within the last 3 hours, I have chased down, squashed and flushed 3 humongous cockroaches. These buggers can fly! Not only that, but they're big enough to carry off small babies. They're huge! I hate cockroaches! As far as I'm concerned, they're the nastiest insects on face of the planet.
I know I have a lot of geckos in my house because I see them scurrying from place to place. I hear them "bark" at night. You know what? On second thought, those roaches were bigger than the geckos. What I really need is a Komodo dragon or even a Gila Monster for roaches this big. Sadly, I haven't seen anything larger than a gecko in this neighborhood.
Perhaps I could develop a way to get the geckos to work together to wipe out this cockroach invasion, military like. I mean, I've seen them doing push-ups. No? Oh well…



