Tooter Turtle If I yell "Help me, Mr. Wizard!", I would love to hear the words "Drizzle, Drazzle, Drozzle, Drome, Time for this one to come home".

Well, it may have worked for Neo in The Matrix, but it doesn't work for me.

In only a couple of weeks, my vision has blurred slightly and my dandruff has returned, negating all the benefits of living in the Philippines on my health.

Not only that, but I'm slowly going insane. My four-year old inaanak (godchild, and one of many) is so hyperactive that she makes other hyperactive children look like they're moving in slow motion. I've been trying to get some other work done, and what should take about an hour takes about three! I'm stuck with her 2-3 hours per day (and I'm stuck as a pseudo babysitter). So… if I fail to write anything on a given day (until I return home), it isn't because I don't want to.

As I stated in an earlier article, there's no place like home!

(Image source: Toonopedia)