A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts don't smell and they're always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office and you didn't even notice."

The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts… although they're still silent… stink really, really bad."

The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."

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