While I still have a humongous amount of alcohol running through my veins (I wish some it was THC but we can't have everything we want, now can we?), I want to be blunt on a few issues. Some of these things I would never mention in a sober state of mind.

I dislike having widgets on my blog. The unfortunate part of wanting to be social is actually showing that I want to be social. I wish there was another way to display commitment to the blogging communities without having to use the JavaScript code that calls the widgets into being. They hang during page loads way too much. I don't know if it's the fault of the JavaScript, the server the script is pulling from, or the person/people responsible for making it work.

Actually, I hate having any kind of third-party scripts running on my blog. They all hang at one time or another, for whatever reason. How can I keep the functionality of the analytics programs, for example, without using these third-party scripts? Am I doomed to forever make concessions because they're the only choices I have?

There's something else I dislike. It's the fact that I can't be creative enough. My most creative processes are triggered when I have visual stimuli or when people come right out and ask me what I think about something. No joke. If I have no interaction with anyone, I go into a major brain freeze and couldn't write a line to save my life. I guess it's just me. I don't think I have a creative bone in my body.

Am I the only one with these kinds of issues? Do I need a life?