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Homeless Wino

A homeless wino passes out in the street next to a gay bar. That night, one of the bar's patrons leaves the bar and sees the homeless wino asleep on the street. He rolls the homeless wino over, has his way with him and slips a $10 bill in his pocket.

In the morning, the homeless wino wakes up, finds the $10 bill, and heads for the local liquor store. He goes inside and tells the clerk "Give me $10 worth of your cheapest wine." The clerk hands him a bottle and the homeless wino leaves to resume his position on the street.

Later that night, the same man as before leaves the gay bar and finds the homeless wino passed out on the street again. He rolls the homeless wino over, has his way with him again and slips another $10 bill in his pocket.

In the morning, the homeless wino wakes up, finds the $10 bill, and heads for the local liquor store. He goes inside and tells the clerk, "Give me $10 worth of your cheapest wine." The clerk hands him a bottle and the homeless wino leaves to resume his position on the street once more.

Later that night, the same man as before and three of his friends leave the gay bar. They see the homeless wino and decide to share. They take turns rolling the homeless wino over and having their way with him. Each of them leaves a $10 bill in the homeless wino's pocket. In the morning, the homeless wino wakes up and sees the four $10 bills and heads to the liquor store.

The clerk looks up from his laptop computer where he was reading some email jokes and says "Let me guess, $40 of our cheapest wine?" "Heck no," said the homeless wino, "give me some whiskey! That wine is tearing my ass up!"


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