These are the blogs I found at the top for this week's (ending April 4, 2007) Google Zeitgeist search queries. Your results may vary.

1. Golfer Supremacy Rankings: Masters can't compare to Really Old Lady Scoring Hole in One. Aha! Something to do with golf. I have never played golf and never will. Something about chasing a ball around for hours doesn't seem to interest me. Sports topic #1 this week.

2. Pet-food recall: VIN follows up, affirms thousands of pets potentially affected. I can't say anything. I don't have a pet.

3. Good Friday article about my successor in Charleroi. Good Friday always brings up religious blogs. I won't get into that right now.

4. Wrestlemania 23. Professional wrestling == pure entertainment. Unfortunately, I don't get to see it over here in the Philippines very often. Sports topic #2 this week.

5. DISH Network Appears to Give Up on MLB Extra Innings. Another topic related to sports, this time baseball. Sports topic #3 this week.

6. The Easter Bunny Brought Pot This Year. I would be surprised if the Easter Bunny was NOT a topic on the zeitgeist. People like fantasy.

7. Robert Rodriguez Speaks On The Record. I tried to figure out why Rose McGowan was in the news again. Ah, "Grindhouse", a movie I won't be able to see for a long time.

8. Update: Lauren Conrad's Ex Arrested Again. Lauren Conrad stars in "The Hills", a TV show. I never would have guessed.

9. Keith Richards Annoys Disney, Won't Be Promoting 'Pirates 3' Much. If he hadn't told people he snorted his Dad, he wouldn't even be in the news.

10. I'm skipping this one. It's the same as last week.

"Christine Mendoza" is STILL the top search term query for my blog.