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Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. In fact, she spent all of her free time on her computer, reading email jokes. She was afraid she might have something physically or mentally wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her regular doctor recommended that she see a well-known Chinese sex therapist. After she looked him up in the phone book, which wasn't an easy task considering how many doctors had the same last name, she called and made an appointment. The next day, she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "Okay, take off all you crose." Feeling somewhat embarrassed, the woman took off all her clothes and stacked them neatly on the counter.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." The woman got down on all fours and crawled to the other side of the room really fast. Needless to say, her knees and hands didn't feel too good after she crawled on the bare tile.

Dr. Chang then said, "Okay, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." The woman crawled back to Dr. Chang. By this time, her knees really hurt.

Dr. Chang studied his patient for a few minutes and then shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Feeling extremely worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what the heck is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in straight in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."


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