Dancer killed by jealous customer: A man shot and killed a 21-year-old dancer at a topless bar in Fort Worth, Texas, before turning the gun on himself.

Was the girl really worth that much?

Firefighter says missing truck cost lives: A firefighter who was at the scene of a deadly Bronx apartment fire says a missing bucket truck ended up costing lives.

The condensed message: Being cheap can cause death.

Accused child molester denied Disney trip: An Illinois man accused of child molestation will not be allowed to accompany his family to Walt Disney World while they are in Florida.

Ah, the great American justice system. Guilty until proven innocent.

Briton wants to ease bank sanctions: A British businessman is trying to get the United States to ease financial sanctions against a small North Korean bank.

I don't see this happening until North Korea backs off from the nuclear issue.

Ounce of uranium found in pawn shop: A container of what appears to be an ounce of processed uranium turned up at a Florida pawn shop.

In a lead box, in a pawn shop for 20 years. How much you want to bet it's not really uranium.

FTC keeping tabs on sponsored blogs: The Federal Trade Commission is keeping an eye on bloggers who are paid by advertisers for mentioning their products.

Uh Oh! The FTC is going after bloggers who don't make that much to begin with. Go ahead, pick on the little guys, you bunch of losers.

Man uses movie to propose: A British movie theater allowed a man to propose to his girlfriend with a three-minute home film inserted among the trailers before the main feature.

So what if he got the idea from a movie. I have to give this guy credit for having the guts to do that in front of a theater audience.

Researchers look at migraines: Iowa researchers may have found out why some people get migraine headaches and others do not.

Okay, so you think you've figured out why. Hurry up and find a cure and quit wasting time. I feel another migraine coming on…

Alaska may use choppers in wolf kill: Alaskan game officials reportedly want state helicopter pilots to help in a controversial program to kill predatory wolves. Before any state wolf cull can …

Why don't they just borrow a Wraith Dart from the Stargate Atlantis team? Yes, I am a dork.

Judge who sentenced Saddam flees Iraq: The Iraqi judge who pronounced the death sentence on Saddam Hussein has asked for asylum in Britain, al-Jazeera reported Friday. Raouf Abdel-Rahman, a …

Wow! I didn't see that one coming.