Pedophile sentenced to 6 1/2 years: A California man has been sentenced to 6 1/2 years in prison for sending child pornography over the Internet and arranging to have sex with a child.
Forget prison. Execute the bastard, along with all the rest that are convicted. They'll just get out and start all over again.
Corrupt police department to be reviewed: A police department in a Los Angeles suburb will undergo an extensive review following allegations of sexual misconduct, racism and brutality.
Illegal immigrants are being harassed, oh my! Harassment from police should be the least of their worries.
Students give up Facebook for Lent: College students throughout the United States have something new to give up this Lenten season — social networking sites like Facebook and MySpace.
What will they give up next?
Church lays off workers after scandal: A large non-denominational church in Colorado has had to lay off 44 people after its founding pastor, the Rev. Ted Haggard, was caught in a sex scandal.
Who cares? Church work is supposed to be voluntary anyway, not a full-time job.
President of NAACP steps down: NAACP President Bruce S. Gordon is stepping down after just 19 months in office, The New York Times reported.
Why do these articles neglect to mention what NAACP stands for? It stands for the "National Association for the Advancement of Colored People". I think the whole damned organization should step down.
Comedy awards feature stand-up and film: "Ira and Abby" was named Best Feature Film and Kirk Fox and Shane Mauss shared the prize for Best Stand-up at the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Colo.
Call me uncultured. I never heard of any of it and I don't even care.
Florida police officers caught in scandal: Four officers with the Hollywood, Fla., Police Department face federal charges after being caught in an FBI sting.
Florida! What do you expect? This is the same state that's considered the spam capital of the world.
Disney costumes result in high injury rate: Workers in Walt Disney character costumes at the company's U.S. theme parks have a high injury rate, the Orlando Tribune reported.
In other news, wearing a necktie to work and operating a shredder can result in a severe case of being choked.
Elderly Chicago man shoots wife to death: An elderly Chicago man has been charged with fatally shooting his wife who suffered from Alzheimer's disease.
They should be thanking him, not arresting him. He's 84 and she was 89. He could've saved some people a whole lot of trouble if he had turned the gun on himself after taking care of her. What are they going to do now? Give him life in prison?
Eroding dam holds back colossal lake: The Wolf Creek Dam in Burkesville, Ky., holds back one of the country's largest manmade lakes, but residents worry the dam is starting to deteriorate.
If the dam fails, the entire state of Kentucky could be flooded. They blame the damage on Hurricane Katrina. Quick! What else can we blame on Hurricane Katrina?
