I was browsing the home page of digg, as I like to do once in a while, and decided to actually read the article behind the headline for a change.

What the author lists is hilarious, yet absolutely true. Even funnier is that he asked not to be dugg, and it still made it to the home page.

I don't want to plagiarize, just point it out. Read it for yourself at How to Not Get On the Digg Homepage. Don't forget to read the comments.