When I started this venture (planting misinformation and deceit), my son told me I was crazy. Why would I intentionally irritate people at different news sites and such? Perhaps it's because I'm bored.

You see, I'm in a city where I'm surrounded by more than 200,000 non-English speakers who are clueless about most of the things I like to talk about. Yes, I'm almost, but not quite, fluent in the Tagalog language. Still, the percentage of people who know anything, or are interested in anything besides their own little world, is very, very small. Forget about talking about anything computer-related. Their eyes glaze over.

I promise I won't do it again. Just don't chastise me too much in the public forums, okay?