For the past two days, there's been a mosquito in my room, zooming around and irritating me. It hasn't made contact with me yet, but the kamikaze dives it's been making toward my face are just too much.

I chased this thing around for two hours. Every time I got close, the mosquito would duck behind a door or under the bed and disappear. I don't understand why it doesn't just bite me and get it over with. It obviously has the advantage. I can only conclude that it's toying with me. Thus, I dub it the "ninja mosquito".

Arrrggghhh… gotta go. The ninja mosquito is back and it looks pissed.